Oh Darn

Cookie Monster is certainly growing his vocabulary. He has recently informed us of several interesting things:
1. He is "in charge!" When asked who told him that, he'll mention Morgan, a friend of ours. Funny, he hasn't seen her in quite some time.
2. He likes the four-letter word that starts with a "d."
3. He got in the car recently and informed us "Damn, it's cold in here."
4. Then, a few days later he was looking for some makeup brushes he was playing with. He wanted to do my makeup. So, he asked his sister (ever so politely) where they were, "Damnit, where's the makeup?" How do you scold him after that?
5. Most recently, the cat made a mess in our house. Daddy was gone, so I was left cleaning it up. After I finished, Cookie Monster walked throughout the house, "Damn cat. Damn cat."
6. When something gets messed up while only Cookie Monster and LaRue are home, Cookie Monster quickly has an answer. "(Farmer Boy) did it." Whatever, he's at school.
He's there, learning who REALLY is in charge. Because let me tell you Cookie Monster, it's NOT you.